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I Know What the Bible Means

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth.'"

Adam & Eve Jokes for Kids

Q. At what time of day was Adam created?
A. A little before Eve.

Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?
A. No, it was an apple.

Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.